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moonpie and meemaw (bbtomgwtfbbq) 
12 29 09
in her house at r'lyeh
Title: Moonpie and Meemaw
Characters: Sheldon/Penny, Meemaw, Booboo.
Warnings: Cussing, dinosaurs, mention of Leonard/Penny.
Summary: Meemaw came through the front door Velociraptor-first.
Notes: The author wishes to thank Ryan North for his awesome webcomic, middle_cyclone for being awesome, the people of Paradox for also being awesome, and sunshine_splash for requesting the raptor Jesus thing on paradox_drabble because man, that is an awesome prompt. No Velociraptors were harmed in the making of this story.

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12 30 09 (UTC)
THIS FIC IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND ASSKICKING WITH A SPLASH OF VODKA. WIN.
12 30 09 (UTC)
IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND OF COOKIE WORTH EATING?
12 30 09 (UTC)
Why does it have to be over?

I could read about Meemaw and Booboo forever and ever. What is more awesome than a little old Texan lady and her dinosaur companion?

The ALT texts killed me. I'm going to have to go through and read the page source to make sure I got all of them.

I'm still laughing too hard to come up with a less disjointed comment, just know that I loved it!
12 30 09 (UTC)
Arg, ALT texts won't show on my iPod Touch. What were they?!
12 30 09 (UTC)
I LOVE YOU, WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, AND THIS, AND BOOBOO AND MEEMAW AND FORCED MARRIAGES AND GAY SUPERHEROES AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ON THIS ENTIRE PAGE.

BUT ESPECIALLY. ESPECIALLY THE ALT-TEXT.
12 30 09 (UTC)
I TRIED TO CRAM EVERYTHING AWESOME INTO ONE STORY, AND I ONLY PARTIALLY SUCCEEDED, BUT THERE IS A LOT THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME IN THE WORLD.

THE ALT-TEXT TOOK ME TWICE AS LONG TO COME UP WITH AS THE REST OF THE STORY, NO LIE.
12 30 09 (UTC)
12 30 09 (UTC)
WELL IF YOU ARE GOING TO INSIST.
12 30 09 (UTC)
A) YOUR DRUNK CRACKFIC TRUMPS MY DRUNK CRACKFIC
B) SHUVUUIA DESERTI HAD FEATHERS
C) I LOVE YOU
D) AND SO DOES MY ICON.
12 30 09 (UTC)
YOU HAVE KILLED ME DED.
12 30 09 (UTC)
LOL
WHAT IS THIS
I DON'T EVEN
HAHAHHAA +11111111111111111111111111
12 30 09 (UTC)
FOR THIS YOU STILL OWN MY SOUL.
12 30 09 (UTC)
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brb, rereading forever
12 30 09 (UTC)
EM, YOU ARE SO AMAZING.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO WRITE ANYTHING MORE EPIC THAN THIS! BECAUSE THIS IS SO MANY KINDS OF EPIC.

(YOU SHOULD TRY THOUGH. MAYBE A SEQUEL WHERE A COOPER!BABY PLAYS WITH BOO BOO?)
12 30 09 (UTC)
I am literally crying from laughing so hard. I am not sure that I can write a coherent review of this, but I will do my best. You literally had me LOL'ing at this line:

Meemaw came through the front door Velociraptor-first.

I have realized that even if MeeMaw were to appear on the actual show that nothing will live up to this story. Seriously. I will never look at Betty White the same way or Sheldon's relationship with his grandmother. I am in love. YOU ARE AWESOME. :D

Also, I loved this line...

"Dude," Raj said, "Sheldon. Your grandmother has a dinosaur."

Nailed Raj perfectly.


I am sad that Bawwy Kwipke was a sacrificed, but it was for the greater good. :salutes:

WELL DONE, FRIEND. WELL DONE. Here is your tball trophy and gold star.

12 30 09 (UTC)
I think you mean Friends encourage each other to write drunk. I see how you might mistake the two as they look kind of similar, but I'm pretty sure it's one of the main tenents of Jesusraptor's teachings.

*nods*

I bow down before your supreme awesomeness because this was a work of master crack!fic. I love Sheldon/Penny, velociraptors, crack!fic, and Sheldon's Meemaw so this was pretty much the most awesome thing ever.

Also? It amuses me greatly to think of Sheldon being drunk off his ass as a little kid from eating too many of Meemaw's cookies (ignoring that the vodka would have burned off in the oven, because Meemaw is so awesome she'd command that alcohol to stay put and it would ask what proof?)

In conclusion, GLEE! *flails*
12 30 09 (UTC)
Oh you are... I mean... this was... uhm

AWESOME DUDE!!!

12 30 09 (UTC)
This is mind-blowingly epic. Seriously, the best crack!fic I've ever read.
12 30 09 (UTC)
I have no words. HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! This may be the single crackiest thing I have EVER read and it was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! And the little pop-up notes?!?!? Hee!! BEARS WILL FUCK YOU UP!!

HAH!

Oh, this was just priceless. So very priceless.
12 30 09 (UTC)
Goodness this was amazing and hilarious. I love how you completely committed to the crack. I just...can't even...there's just so much here. :)
12 30 09 (UTC)
SKRAAAAAAAAWWW = My heart is yours.
12 30 09 (UTC)
Really, after this all I can think about is Betty White and Booboo! SKRAAAAW!
12 30 09 (UTC)
THANK YOU.

OMG THIS IS SO ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. I CAN'T NOT WRITE IN CAPS RIGHT NOW. I AM FOREVER STUCK IN CAPS WRITING MODE. I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. OMMMGGGGGG.


I'M CONFUSED THOUGH. WHAT ALT TEXTS? I'M A LITTLE SLOW AND DON'T QUITE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

OH DEAR. I THINK I'M BROKEN NOW.
12 30 09 (UTC)
NEVERMIND THE ALT TEXT BIT. I FIGURED IT OUT! :D
12 30 09 (UTC)
Every sentence=perfection. That was maybe the most fun read ever. Awesome. Heading back for a re-read.
12 30 09 (UTC)
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SO MUCH WIN! ILU! <3333
12 30 09 (UTC)
THIS HAS TO BE THE SINGLE MOST GLORIOUS THIN EVER WRITTEN.... EVER.


JUST CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOY THIS BROUGHT ME !

EM you bring wonder and beauty to the world with your creations and I have decided that I will come and live in you head because it would be the most fantatsic place to live.

12 30 09 (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

- I AM LOLING FOREVER. WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN YOUR KEYS YET?
- There is no possibility that Meemaw would enter in a less epic way than with a Velociraptor. NONE.
- Sacrificing Kripke A+++++
- THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS I DIDN'T LOVE. I AM TRYING TO STOP TYPING IN CAPS BUT I CANNOT.
- SKRAAAAW!
12 30 09 (UTC)
This is so amazing, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.
12 30 09 (UTC)
Ow.

I hit my head after I fell off my chair from laughing so hard.
Here's to MeeMaw and her velociraptor XD
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