Length: 2500 words
Summary: A train trip brings expected revelations. Can Penny and Sheldon overcome their differences? Does the dining car serve alcohol? Will telepathically-controlled flying dolphins steal Sheldon's brain?
Notes to the Recipient: A very belated Saturnalia gift, for which you have my sincerest apologies. Please let me know if you're in any way dissatisfied or if you'd like more fic, and I shall throw myself into the writing of another story with gusto and glee. I think I more or less managed to work all your prompts in, although the result is somewhat crackish in nature. (Yay crack!)
Notes (Somewhat Briefer in Nature): For fujiidom. Happy holidays!
A Disclaimer: Certain people who play certain games may notice certain similarities to a certain fictional universe. I make no promises.
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